I won't begin lamenting or reflecting on my time at Red just yet, I'll save that tearjerker for the end of the week- so if you fancy a good cry don't bother watching Titanic 3D, just read my blog. I will, however, mention what dawned on me this very afternoon- organisation is key. Honestly, that is what will keep you sane amid a mountain of rapidly increasing clothes and shoes and be your saviour when an angry press rep is sending irate emails looking for an item you thought you had sent back but has apparently disappeared. After a frighteningly close call with a biro on a pristine, white Jil Sander Paris skirt I have realised that samples doubling up as shop-stock should be guarded with your life! Lauren and Alice are constantly making lists; lists of items to call in for a photoshoot, lists of items that need to go back at a certain date, lists of things they need to do tomorrow.. The list is endless!
This is beginning to sound a bit like a tribute to Lauren Franks, but the best way to learn is to observe someone who not so long ago was in your position. Lauren is able to make basic but nonetheless important decisions after a mere moment and, perhaps most crucially, anticipate what people need before they've even asked. I have lost count of the number of occasions I have witnessed the junior fashion editor, Alex Stedman, or the shopping assistant, Lucy Reber, ask her to do something only to be met with the response that she's already finished it and done a bit of reorganising to boot! I'd like to think that with further experience and a little more confidence in myself [at the moment I am partially paralysed through fear of losing an insanely expensive item] I could also be as efficient and effective as Lauren.. Needless to say, though, I have my doubts. For me, even the most simple decisions result in a rush of blood to the face, gabbling and, inevitably, the wrong decision. The number of times I've been lost and rather than ask someone where to go, picked a road at random and just kept walking! Inexplicable, I know. Still, I've got three days left to master this art so I'm keeping the faith.
So finally, to keep things light, and to prove that no matter how much thought you put into an outfit you can still be caught out, here's this little gem..
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| Embarrassing you say? I like to think we make it work |





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